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i have crushed the skulls of five men with my tits

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07/02/04 10:25a
 
ahhhhh............. sooooo bored! it's almost 10:30 and i've only had 1 pick! usually i'd be on my 3rd by now! so here i am playing around on the computer. everything is done back here. you know working by myself kinda sucks on days like this. i have no one to talk to. all i have is npr. and today is science friday! woo-who! my favorite!
 
i looked up pirate pick up lines. it's very funny! i would link you but.... i don't feel like it. my favorite is "i have crushed the skulls of five men with my tits!" that's funny! man. is that really a pick up line though? i don't know. you know no one has ever used a pick up line on me....... that kinda sucks. i want someone to us a line on me! you never know..... they might get lucky! well, if your name is booty or pirate girl. they're the only ones that would ever get lucky with me! teeheehee.
 
ahhhhhhh!!!! bored! i got so excited when the door bell rang.... but to my dismay it was only the packing peanut guy! bastard! making me think i had a shipment to receive! bastard!
 
i guess i'm going to go play a game or maybe look up more cool stuff on ebay. i've already bought a new skull adn crossbones pirate purse today..... i need more junk! must buy more junk on ebay........