you may be asking why a pirate? how'd that get started? well, it all started with pirate girl, vicky and i going to the dunedin pier. it was before i moved up to kentucky and i think it was one of the last times we'd be hanging out. we saw a skull and cross bones flag and said we should be pirates! we could......dress in cheap plastic costumes....... burn down dunedin......have parrots...... and so on. it's all kinda fuzzy as my memories get when it's been awhile but i and you have the general idea. and hey maybe i don't want you to know everything about that. pirates have to have their secrets..... arrrr..... and you could be like..... oh let the pirate de slip and spill the secert of where her buried treasure is. well i'm on to you and i'll never tell! i won't even tell on my death bed!!!! arrrr! scury dogs! no one will get there hands on my treasure. or my booty! it's mine!