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07/13/04 9:49a
 
so here it is..... what we did in gatlinburg..... i'll get pictures up soon!
 
booty and i left late friday, after we had gotten off of work. we arrived in gatlinburg around 2:30a, saturday morning. it's a 4 hour drive from louisville to gatlinburg.....do the math and you'll know when we left. i was extremely tired when we arrived! i'm just glad i didn't crash or anything! so, we stopped at the first hotel that we saw next to an ihop(!) that had a vacant room, we were just outside of gatlinburg in pigeon forge.
 
we awoke that morning to the sound of "housekeeping!"........ it was noon or something. but being that we had arrived early that morning i think that we had a justifable reason to sleep in........ so i yelled at the cleaning ladies to go fuck themselves we didn't need any housekeeping. and then i got up and took a shower..... then we had IHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you know that out of all 50 states that ky is the only one without an ihop?! they even have an ihop in alaska!!! what a bunch of crap! so everytime we go on a trip we have to go to an ihop...... anyway. after our ihop pancakes, i had the new banana macademia nut ones and booty just had buttermilk and flavored syrup, we went up the mountain to gatlinburg. we walked around a bit and went up to the ober gatlinburg and went ice skating. after that we decided it was hot and we went back to the hotel for a swim.......
 
this will have to be two parts.... i've got to resart my computer...... we're having power surges.