this morning this really weird bug was crawling around in the bathroom...... it long and had a bunch of legs..... it was creepy. when i killed it and seperated the body from the legs, some of the legs were still twitching. it was gross.

 

oh oh oh...... i have a poop story today..... yeah it's gross but i don't care. i took a dump this morning. but it was no ordinary dump! after i flushed i went over to wash my hands and put in my contacts, then i had to go back over to the toilet 'cause my lotion was on the back of it. then i saw it...... my foot long poop didn't go down the toilet. it was enormous!!!!! i swear it was a foot long! you know, when you poop it usually breaks up and falls into the toilet but mine didn't! it was the longest crap i've ever had! and it was sticking out of the water! it had gotten wedged in the toilet where the drain hole is.......... i can't believe i had that big of a dump! it kinda makes me proud! for so long i had problems...... but now! now i can take gigantic shits! but anyway.... so i had to un-wedge, it was way to big to get free by itself. so i had to take some toilet paper and push it over. then i was able to say goodbye to my fucking huge(!) poop. why am i telling you all about this? this is kinda embarassing now....... ok i'm over being embarassed now. sorry, i just had a moment. so thus concludes my poop story for the day.

 

maybe i'll have one tomorrow..... who knows!

 

today at work we had a worm. some how it got into our system. so we had to have the computer guy come out and fix it. my computer was the only one that didn't have the worm. yeah me! so we didn't do anything for about an hour while the computer guy fixed us up. oh well...... it's not like we're busy today anyway. we are really really slow! and time is going by slowly also! maybe it's 'cause i don't have the radio on and i'm sitting back here in complete silence...... well, except for me typing. that is about the only sound to be heard back here. i really don't want the radio on today. i just want some peace and quiet. plus i think the radio waves are giving me headaches. today is the only day where i haven't had a headache. it's just a theory....... we'll see if it's true or not!