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SOMEONE BROKE MY KEYBOARD

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SOMEONE BROKE MY KEYBOARD...... THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN..... THAT MEANS THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WALK MY FAT ASS UPSTAIRS AND DIG AROUND TO FIND ONE THAT'S NOT BROKEN..... OR I COULD HOLD THE SHIFT BUTTON DOWN AND TYPE....... but this is annoying...... 'CAUSE IT MEANS I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH ONE HAND.... I MEAN MY TYPING SKILLS ARE NOT THE GREATEST.... I ONLY USE FOUR FINGERS AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE KEYBORAD...... BUT I DON'T WANT TO HOL DOWN A STUPID BUTTON..... ANYWAY.....
 
MY EYES DRIP, MY NOSE RUNS, MY BODY HURTS, AND I'M COVERED IN HIVES...... DO YOU SUPPOSE I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING? AHHHHH.... ITCH! DAMN IT! THIS SUCKS! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED TODAY! I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO WEDNESDAYS. WEDNESDAYS SUCK! I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS LADY WHO MAKES ME MAD..... SHE ALWAYS HAS A BAD ATTITUDE AND IT SPREADS TO EVERYONE. USUALLY I DON'T CATCH HER ATTITUDE EXCEPT ON WEDNESDAYS AND I HATE IT! I REALLY LIKE MY JOB AND GENERALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME AT WORK..... BUT SHE REALLY PISSES ME OFF! I DON'T WANT TO GO THAT DEAP INTO IT... I'M TRYING TO GET A BETTER ATTITUDE. MAYBE I'M JUST ALLERGIC TO HER. NO.... I LIKE HER ON OTHER DAYS BUT NOT WHEN I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER...... DAMN I'M ITCHY! AHHHHH! EVEN THE PALMS OF MY HANDS AND MY BUTT CHEEKS ITCH....... SOOOOO ITCHY! I'M USING A YARD STICK TO SCRATCH MY BACK......
 
I WANNA GO HOME! COME ON 5 O'CLOCK! I COULD LEAVE NOW BUT...... I NEED TO WORK. AND PLUS MY MOTHER COULD BE LURKING AROUND THERE. I CAN STICK IT OUT........ I HOPE...... ITCH! AHHH NO!!!! THE BOTTOMS OF MY FEET ARE STARTING TO ITCH!!!! FUCK HIVES!!!!! I TRIED THAT "DON'T THINK ABOUT IT" THINK BUT IT DIDN'T WORK..... I NEED TO GET THAT NEW CLARITON FOR HIVES STUFF.
 
I THINK I MAY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE A DRIVE TO MARY-LAND AND SEE PIRATE GIRL!!!! YEAH! THAT'D BE AWESOME! I MISS HER! AND SHE HASN'T BEEN WRITTING IN HER DIARY SO NOW I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON..... I MISS HER A WHOLE LOT. HER DIARY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M STILL INCLUDED IN HER LIFE EVEN THOUGH WE'RE FAR AWAY...... I'M EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MARION! SHE'S THE BEST!
 
SHE'S BACK WITH HER PICK...... I THINK MY ITCHING JUST GOT WORSE!