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06/10/04 9:48a 
 
so it's official, booty owns a house. yesterday he closed on his house. it's cool. it has to be painted and junk in a week and a half. he's got renters moving in. so he was very very happy yesterday. which is always a good thing..... awww crap, i'll have to finish this in a minute a have to go take a dump........
 
ahhh...... i feel so much better! anyway. so yeah booty has a house. and we finally got his car to the shop!!!! so he'll get it fixed and he won't have to drive my car!!! yeah! the weekend is starting to look pretty good from here! oh! it's the 10th!!!! crap it's lissa's birthday! hmmmm...... i guess i'll bake her some brownies or something when i get home from work...... i should call her too. maybe i should dig out the "blow me it's my birthday" hat.
 
yesterday booty and i went to this awesome german resturant. it was soooooooooo gooooooood! i was so fat and happy when we left! it was great. we had krafoffelpuffers and the bratswarts platte with saurkraut and real german potato salad.... or krafoffel salad. mmmmmm! booty had some german beer too. i smelled it and it smelled very good. i really enjoyed it. the only thing that i found was odd was the amount of fat people in the restaurant...... at every table there was people who looked like they needed to use two chairs. i think we were the thinest people in the building.... and neither booty or i can be called anything but chubby or pleasently plump. it was weird. it was like a fat person convention. and one had the longest mullet that i had ever seen! it went all the way to his ass!!!!! it was frightening! he was so out of place. everyone else in the building had nice hair and nice clothes... most were in suits. but he was wearing proper mullet attire-- faded concert t from the 80's, torn jeans, leather belt that was way to small and held his pants under his gigantic belly, a chain wallet, and old boots that were pointy and imatation animal skin with parts of it the fake animal faded to expose the cardboard brown color the boots are reallly made out of.
 
i hope booty takes me to chilli's tomorrow.