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09/16/04 9:25a
 
here is a list of somethings you may not know about me and other useless information..... bullitts baby!
  • i don't use bullitts enough
  • i was a vegetarian for almost 5 years
  • i started eating meat again when hair began to fall out and nails turned unususal colors
  • last night the office building i work at was on the news
  • i don't know why
  • i obsess over anything and everything
  • i want a cat
  • my favorite animal is a bat
  • second favorite is a penguin
  • my favorite breakfast food is cream of wheat
  • second is pancakes (peanut butter, blueberry, banana, cherry, or potato only)
  • i still prefer to eat vegetables
  • i am obsessed with ihop
  • i'm craving grilled cheese for lunch
  • i doubt that's what i'll have
  • aside from my fianacial situation, i am perfectly happy with my life
  • my favorite flowers are orchids
  • i prefer trees
  • if i was single, the way to get me in the sack would be to give me a bouquet of fall leaves
  • booty should take that hint
  • i eat too much sugar
  • i think that i'm selfish
  • i have two dimples on one side of my face
  • none on the other
  • i have been sexually harassed by a guy wearing nothing but a shiney metal bra and matching thong
  • he asked me to give him head in a dressing room
  • i refused
  • i fantasize about being a hockey player
  • i can't ice skate very well
  • i can't play hockey well either
  • but i can dream
  • i am a horrific speller
  • i can't type fast
  • one day i hope to go into space
  • one day i want to go on a trip to all the stupidly named places in america and send post cards to everyone i know
  • stinking springs pa, and devils lake nd are two cities on my list
  • if you send me your address you just might get a post card
  • my computer is pissing me off right now
  • the secret to turning a women on is to kiss her
  • on the neck too
  • take a hint
  • for christmas i want a saint clinton lunch box
  • i have a small lunch box collection
  • i have one that's worth $350
  • i bought it for $20
  • i also own a pez collection
  • i lost track of how many i have
  • the pride of my collection is a pez gun
  • yes it does work
  • i am currently looking for a metal jem and the holligrams lunch box
  • i swear they made one
  • if you find out anything about one let me know
  • i am wearing a red shirt
  • my shoe laces have skull and cross bones on them
  • i enjoy taking pictures
  • i'm starting to get into the artistic mood again
  • i'm excited about the star wars trilogy coming out on dvd
  • yes i am a geek
  • i have a guilt complex
  • my mother started it
  • my mother made me believe that i was the root of all evil
  • maybe she was right
  • i think she's starting to believe it now...... bwahahahaha!
  • this is the 3rd time i have written this
  • it keeps being erased by this stupid computer
  • i hope i haven't left anything out i wanted to put in here
  • the fedex man just came
  • the warehouse has a strange odor today
  • i love blood and gore
  • but not if animals are harmed
  • i get goose bumps when i see road kill
  • it makes me sad
  • this morning on my way to work i saw a school bus run over a gopher
  • everythinghas a place and everything in it's place
  • i don't care if the toilet paper is over or under
  • i think that is a stupid question and i can't believe they paid someone to do a poll on it
  • this could really go on all day
  • i have just as many dirty thoughts through out the day as any guy
  • i love npr
  • i listen to it almost every day
  • science friday kicks ass!
  • i love strawberry kiwi comet lip gloss
  • i find the funniest thing in the world is men dressing up as women
  • for some reason it just tickles the hell out of me
  • i sent a package to fargo today
  • i saw that fargo for the first time this past week
  • i can't say i though it was funny
  • i'll take you to the danger zone
  • i am working on the sound track to my life
  • i think everyone needs there own sound track
  • two songs on mine will be she bop and pony
  • i find that i hate a lot of things
  • i also find it easy to hate things
  • an order just came back
  • i think i should go and actually get some work done
  • maybe