would you like to hear the good news that came out of yesturdays horrible day...... on november 01 i will be getting dental and health insurance...... and ..... a big fat two dollars, make ya holla, raise!!!!!!!! hell mother fuckin' bitch ass yeah!!!!! can you believe that shit! i sure that fuck can't! it's amazing! it's.... it's..... crazy! i will be making 12 big fat daddy bucks an hour! i love this job! i have never in my life gotten a $2 raise..... or made $12 an hour..... life is good right now........ i just hope nothing goes crazy or horribly wrong.

 

it would have been better if i could have celebrated last night.... but the booty was asleep when i got out of school. my grandmother gasped when i told her the news of my raise..... gasped..... she hasn't gasped since.... since? maybe when i stepped off the plane with pink fuckin' hair. it takes a lot for me to shock my grandma these days.... basically she's prepared for anything any of us grandkids do.... i'm still the favorite though! and i can still get a gasp out of her every now and then...... i think the only way that cassy and joseph can make her her gasp is if they don't go to jail, go to college and get straight a's...... yeah right! when the pilot light in hell goes out! let me tell you..... don't get me wrong.... deep deep deep down.... i love both of my cousins..... but if i ever get my hands on them i'd beat some much sense into them, change would be popping out of there asses!

 

but anyway.... didn't even get to tell booty about my good news..... bastard! we haven't talked since sunday night... well, i don't really concider monday morning's me saying "bye, i'm going to work" and him making some kinda mouning sound that i can only assume was an acknowlegment, a really conversation. so yeah..... maybe friday we'll celebrate. i hope so!

 

but now since i've gonna be making more money.... i'm planning..... would you like to know about my plan? well.... the weekend before thanksgiving, i think i'm going to be taking a trip...... would you like to know where?...... i'm thinking, hmmmm...... baltimore. that sounds like a plan doesn't it. see... if i leave on friday the 19th after work..... i'll be in baltimore around.... i'm guessing 1am. then i'll have the whole weekend to stay with pirate girl and her monkey. and.... i've taking that monday off so i won't have to be back 'till tuesday. and it'll be such a short week that i won't have to worry about resting from all my driving and such. so with gas prices and all being so high.... i think i'll need $140 in gas for the trip up and back, $100 in expenses.... you know.... i've gotta wine and dine good ol' pirate girl. and that should be it. oh..... i'll have to get cracking on christmas presents. since i won't be ther for christmas we'll have to do the christmas thing then so we don't have to pay for shipping. so i'll need around $240. lets see. i'll have two more pay checks betwen now and then so i'll have to save up....

 

maybe i won't celebrate my raise now.... i'll wait until i get up to baltimore!

 

i haven't gone over my plan with pirate girl yet.... but i'm sure she won't mind.... but i hope she doesn't have plans already! if she does..... i'll just have to change locations.... and go to my second choice..... michigan to see my t.j and valli! it's been over a year since i've seen them. but you know the whole newly wed thing.... i don't wanna get in there way or sleep on there couch when they wanna do it in the living room or something. that's to creepy..... i mean... t.j is the closest thing i'm ever going to come to a brother..... and i don't wanna think about my brother having sex.... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! it's bad enough i know all about his high school "bathroom" trips...... ahhhh! i love t.j!

 

this has been a long entry and work is calling!