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10/25/04 10:01a
 
hey how was your weekend? mine would have been better if i could take a dump! i'm having some problems in the bowel moving area. i'd go and buy some laxatives but i spent all my money on an eleven dollar pumpkin. but it is the perfect pumkin for trogdor. i'm thinking about adding some fire to it..... like this one!

ahhh! my pumpkin's on fire
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some one put out my head!!!!!!

who knows..... maybe i will maybe i won't..... it just depends. man does my stomache hurt..... i need to take a dump! i don't know why i can't poop. maybe it's all the mallow creame pumpkins i've been eating. mmmmm mallow creame pumpkins...... yum! damn the fall candy and their sweet sweet goodness.
 
i have a song stuck in my head this morning.... and apparently my brain is working faster then my hands.... i can't type for shit today! anyway. i have ballroom blitz stuck in my head. i haven't heard that song in forever. i don't know why it's popped in there.
 
oh.... speaking of music.... you know that 80's station that i listen to at work.... it's now a fucking country music station! what the fuck is that?!? how any country stations does louisville have? 8! do yo think we need more? no! ok... last year it was the rap station i listened to that turned into a country station.... now it's the only station i could listen to at work! fucking bastards! i can listen to other stations but i didn't want to because some people might get offended or dislike the other stuff. i don't even like the other stations that much. i can't take listening to the same songs over and over. atleast the 80's station didn't play the same song twice.... that was there thing. they may have played so crap but atleast you didn't hear the same thing over and over. i wrote them a letter. they're part of the cox radio network and i told them they were a bunch of cox. bastards!
 
taylor, my five year old niece, has a black eye. that was about the only excitment that happened. booty and i did go to indiana and went to hubers. you have to go through floyds knobs to get there. i don't know what got into me.... i kept thinking that was funny..... knobs....